the devil is 5 foot 2 and carries a golf umbrella 4/28/2005
hello my lambs. you’ll all be happy to know that i’ve located a much better coffee supplier. the nearest peet’s was pointed out to me by my manager here at gamesplop, who has taken to putting notices in my code that “Megan is a trekkie,” which i think stretches the truth a bit. yes, hugh (nee ‘third of five’) brought more than a few tears to my eye when he uttered the words in his borgy-voice “they do not wish to be assimilated,” but i’ve never been to a trek convention so i think someone may be getting a tad overzealous in his classifications. i guess we take the good with the bad.
onwards. today it’s drizzling a little. i firmly believe that folks from hereabouts can tell the difference between drizzle and cats-and-dogs, seeing as the local passtime seems to be bitching about rain. why, then, did so many people have their brollies out this morning? not that i have anything against the wussies, i just found it strange.
there was, however, one particular breed of wimp i wanted to have wheeled out and shot, the Short Person With Golf Umbrella. those of you over 5′8 will understand where i’m coming from. i nearly lost more eyes than i have, thanks to the little shits.
… sorry, folks, i got nothing this morning. come back this weekend; the movers are coming tomorrow morning, that should make me pretty disagreeable for a while.
Speaking of being a trekkie, are you going to see the H2G2 movie?
Yay Peets!!
One of the few advantages of my presbyopia, other than the fact that Lori thinks the glasses make me cute, is that I have some glass between my eyeballs and the spiky umbrella ribs.