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		<title>Channeling my mother</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day, I heard myself say to my four month old:
&#8220;Don&#8217;t you dare grow up to be like Bam Margera.&#8221;woman sucking cock
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		<title>Eddie Izzard on the C of E</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This one is just for Melinda, for whom I promised to find it.  
But the rest of you should watch it too.




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		<link>http://www.smush.net/2007/01/24/eddie-izzard-on-the-c-of-e/</link>
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		<title>a public service bulletin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People, I think we all understand, are pretty stupid.  However, there appears to be something about the presence of a visibly pregnant woman that renders them even more impeded.  This past weekend, I attended a party that truly illustrated how stupid people can be.  I won&#8217;t be going to any more parties [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.smush.net/2006/11/20/a-public-service-bulletin/</link>
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		<title>heart of darkness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[an old snippet from an IM conversation with mr. smush:
(16:35:28) usrlocalsbin: he reads physics books and goes to like civil war re-enactments
(16:35:44) usrlocalsbin: but he has a great attitude and isnt like painfully nerdy
(16:35:44) mushusmush: &#8230; he&#8217;s a civil war re-enactor??
(16:36:36) usrlocalsbin: maybe
(16:36:38) usrlocalsbin: i adlibbed that one
(16:36:56) mushusmush: would you stop telling people that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>nomifest!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[since it&#8217;s friday, and i think im getting sick, and i have to go visit my parents tomorrow and like no one is in the office today anyway, i decided it was time for a little shot of klaus.  so here it is.  don&#8217;t say i never did anything for you, phil.




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		<title>we&#8217;re all so empowerful now.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whereas early feminists campaigned tirelessly for improved health care and safe, legal access to abortion, often against a backdrop of public indifference or hostility, today&#8217;s feminist asserts control over her biological destiny by wearing a baby-doll T-shirt with the word &#8220;Hoochie&#8221; spelled in glitter.
oh onion, how you make me laugh and weep at the same [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.smush.net/2006/11/03/were-all-so-empowerful-now/</link>
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		<title>adventures in gestating</title>
		<description><![CDATA[little homey has a favorite position.  it is not a favorite for me, but he certainly seems to like it.  it involves jamming a little foot forward against the waist of my jeans.  if i press in at the spot, i can feel the outline of a little foot.  it&#8217;s very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.smush.net/2006/11/02/adventures-in-gestating/</link>
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		<title>you can suck it, babycenter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so, today babycenter sends me some email about &#8220;make sure you&#8217;re eating right while you&#8217;re pregnant!.&#8221;  so i think, you know, it&#8217;s probably not a bad idea to check in and make sure im not like totally forgetting something and starving the little guy of some vitally important nutreint.  the email links me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.smush.net/2006/10/17/you-can-suck-it-babycenter/</link>
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		<title>Why Did I Major in German Studies at College?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tell me this is not a nation in need of study.  And stick the clip out until at least 2:50 for full effect.



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		<link>http://www.smush.net/2006/09/01/why-did-i-major-in-german-studies-at-college/</link>
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		<title>you&#8217;re going to hell.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[why are you going to hell? because there&#8217;s no room in heaven for people like you.  jesus doesn&#8217;t want to hang out with the kind of jackass who would steal the pregnant woman&#8217;s yogurt.  
oh, sure, you didn&#8217;t know it was mine, it didn&#8217;t say &#8220;MEGAN&#8221; on it in huge sharpie letters, so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.smush.net/2006/07/18/youre-going-to-hell/</link>
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